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I think I [09 Dec 2008|11:17am]
I'm so into the Canadian, mostly because he knows how to play it. He can keep me interested and he calls me punkin and princess alot. I have my head on straight and am enjoying this whole game. I like him and almost think he's scared of me. I think maybe he likes me? I can't read him well, I think it's a cultural thing. I think I've inflated his ego a bit too.
Anyway i'm into it.
I'm having fun and not driving myself crazy anymore and I'm taking my St. Johns Wort like a good girl.
yay.

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Interesting [07 Dec 2008|06:47pm]
In 2008, ihatepunk4212 resolves to...
Apply for a new love.
Eat more my friends.
Find a better nofx.
Admit my true feelings to istopi.
Be nicer to wishmewell.
Overcome my secret fear of crass bands.
Get your own New Year's Resolutions:

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FUCK [24 Nov 2008|11:46am]
Dear Marge and Niki,

I'm getting my ass handed to me in grad school even when I work my ass off. Please help.
Do you guys have any suggestions on what to do to study or tips on paper writing.
any stories of encouragement. Or just mail me a shotgun.

thanks,

Loves and Misses

Jenn

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It's That Time Again! [06 May 2008|03:55pm]
Please Donate to Thinkgirl for the Race for the Cure!
Come on People, you can donate like 3 dollars!
I'm the one that has to be in detroit at 8 AM! on a saturday and walk!

http://www.active.com/donate/detroitRFTC08/KomenJMcGree

Please Help.
Or join us!

Thanks In Advance!
xo

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Thank you! [11 Apr 2008|09:25am]
[ mood | content ]

Thanks to everyone that I saw last night! I had a blast! I love the Prezzies!

I apologize if I was screaming and obnoxious.
and Also if I Molested you.

xoxox

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Come Celebrate my Quarter Life Crisis! [09 Apr 2008|10:22am]
[ mood | crazy ]
[ music | Beatles ]

Jenn's 25th extravaganza!

Thursday April 10th!
Dinner at Pronto (Royal oak on Washington) at 8:30ish

Then Drinks at the Post bar in Ferndale.


Meet me for Dinner! Hope to see you there !
Bring me Prezzies!
xoxox

Real post to come.

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Perjury Smurjury [24 Jan 2008|12:35pm]
oops! Kwame did it Again!

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[30 Nov 2007|10:28am]
oooooh Really?

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fuck [24 Nov 2007|01:55pm]
[ mood | aggravated ]

Tattoo reschedule for tomorrow. It's so huge! I;m excited. This morning i realized how wonderful it is to live at home with my mother. I came home to my room being ransacked and things missing. I asked her about it in the morning, about things like my backpack full of my things from the move. While some of the things are in a pile on my floor the backpack is missing and my mom said my dad needed it. She means my brother who was asking for one earlier that day. If she would have asked i would have given it, but alas no she must steal it and lie about it. The next joy was her replanting my huge basil plant in a tiny old pot. So she killed it and told me i could not have my plants in my bathroom because it was trashy. And when i argued with her they threatened to kick me out. It's such a treat here.

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[19 Nov 2007|08:06pm]
[ mood | accomplished ]

I just got a gold tooth. It is awesome. MIA on saturday wha wha??
its already sold out -BUT - Marge you want in?

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That's why they call me mister fahrenhight [08 Sep 2007|02:49am]
[ music | Queen ]

Hey, Come Visit Me at the Dally in the Alley tomorrow! I'm Working Mark's Tent.
Woo!

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Master Cleanse 101 [22 Aug 2007|01:51pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | Matt Skiba ]

By popular demand I'll give you my secrets to the Master Cleanse.
ok so what is it?...
It's a 10 day fast - thats right NO EATING AT ALL for ten count them 10 days! It's meant to clean out your insides. There is a book by Stanley Burroughs - conveniently called "the master cleanse" which highlights exactly what is happening in your body as you cleanse.

What you do:
You make this 'lemonade' that consists of
10 ounces of purified water 2 tablespoons of FRESH SQUEEZES lemon juice and 2 tablespoons of grade B organic maple syrup and a pinch of cayenne pepper.
you drink 60-80 oz of that stuff a day and NO FOOD.
every night you drink a laxative tea and every morning you do a salt water flush.
ahh the salt water flush the happiest part of the entire thing: 2 teaspoons of sea or celtic salt in 32oz of WARM to HOT purified water *chugged*. Just do it, it really makes you poop. Its horrible and hard to keep down but completely necessary.
For the most part I just drank the 'smooth move' tea morning and night because i rush to work and did not have the time to sit around and wait for the salt water flush to kick in and it made for an extremely uncomfortable car ride the one time i tried.
I did do the flush every so often when i was at home. it's funny everytime i had a mood swing or felt horrible i'd do it and with my next poop the feelings would be gone. i read about this happening and it did.

that brings me to links and info:
http://mastercleansesecrets.com/step1.php
http://www.falconblanco.com/health/cleansing/lemoncleanse.htm

and seriously i googled it everyday at work during lunch to have something to do. theres tons of stuff out there.
I pissed out my butt for 10 days and felt great about it.
I will give you i think the one trick that got me all the way through it this time - I started about a week before going completely raw and only eating veggies fruits and nuts - and stuck to it.
You seriously have to psyche yourself out.
but doooo it!

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sit and listen. [13 Aug 2007|05:53pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | ryan adams ]

Day Seven of the Master Cleanse and holding strong. Dan will be gone for a couple extra days to i think i might elongate the cleanse from 10 to 12. i bought the iskin for my keyboard and i feels funny to type. i like it.
I feel great on this cleanse if anyone is interested i'll show you how to do it and stick with it.
Stardust was awesome - im such a Neil Gaiman fan, i can't find my stardust book though... anyone have it?
oh well. Im in a great mood even though i've been peeing out my butt for 5 days.
in better news i've started collecting recipes and have purchased a food dehydrater, blender and food processor for my quest into raw food. I'm really excited about it. I can't wait to eat a big salad and carrot sticks. thats what i'm craving.

weird.

i've lost almost 15 lbs - nice!
i;m off to two hours of yoga. I've so much energy on this cleanse! serioualy do it!

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FOR REAL! [24 May 2007|01:29pm]
ok so if we raise our goal for race for the cure i will shave me legs. SHAVE MY LEGS. for everyone who thinks my hairy legs are gnar put your money where your disgust is and donate. please and thank you.
http://www.active.com/donate/detroitRFTC/kdjMcGree
Just a little reminder of how hairy i am.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Editors note: i'll shave everything from the neck down for 1 month. and I'll youtube it.
DONATE!

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disgusted. [16 Apr 2007|10:16pm]
[ mood | irate ]

33 people dead. largest gun massacre in U.S. history.

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what a douchebag. [30 Mar 2007|02:41pm]
A Competent Feminist Lawyer is a Contradiction in Terms
Copyright Peter Zohrab (2003)

Sex, Lies & Feminism


Most parts of the (originally English) Common Law tradition are adversarial. This means that judges (with or without juries) are assisted in getting to the truth of the matter at hand by having lawyers representing the opposing parties debate the issues in a court. Lawyers (barristers) are trained to work within this system, which means that they must understand the value of having both sides represented in court -- even if they are representing themselves without a lawyer. Indeed, it is a basic principle of the Rule of Law (in our unwritten constitution) that a person has the right to know of legally relevant allegations against him/her and has the opportunity to respond to them.

Feminists, however, simply assume that women are/have been disadvantaged, and deduce from that assumption that institutions and policies need to exist to reduce or eliminate this disadvantage. Many institutions and groups have sprung up to carry out this Feminist agenda, and much change has taken place as a result of their lobbying and other activities. It is obvious that a lot of this change has impacted on men and children (both born and unborn).

The Feminist movement is intellectually incompetent, in that it has never attempted even to look for -- let alone assess -- any ways in which men are/have been disadvantaged. It has simply assumed, from the fact that men have been running the World, that they would have been doing it to benefit men, rather than women.

Moreover, since both men and women have believed that men were running the World (see "The Frontman Fallacy"), men have not seen the need -- until recently -- to organise and promote their own point of view on various issues, as women have been doing.

A competent lawyer who considers this scenario must necessarily conclude that only one side (women) is adequately represented in the political propaganda war which is called the Battle of the Sexes, or the Sex War. This is unconstitutional, because it is a breach of the Rule of Law -- extended to the political arena.

So for a male or female lawyer to be a Feminist (as most of them are, based on their view of women's 'oppression' ") is an expression of professional incompetence.

Feminist lawyers and judges believe the Feminist ideology that they have been indoctucated with, and they enjoy the extra power and authority that that ideology imbues them with. Western societies are like courtrooms where Feminism is the prosecution and men -- the defendants -- have no defence counsel.

We are all judges and jurors in the Court of public opinion, so to speak, but only one side of the case gets stated. Because of the lack of organized Masculist resistance, Feminists are allowed to plead both sides of an argument in different contexts:

For example, they say they need a Women's Room at Victoria University of Wellington (New Zealand), so that women can breast-feed in private -- but one Male Feminist journalist on Radio New Zealand thought it was so obvious that a female Parliamentarian in Australia should be allowed to breast-feed her baby in Parliament's Debating Chamber that he didn't even bother to hide his prejudice from listeners ! The point is that some men might be embarrassed by bare breasts in public, and some men might not -- but it is not up to women to decide by themselves that they need privacy for breast-feeding in one context, but that they should be allowed to breast-feed in public in another context !
It is time for lawyers to demand that men be represented in the courtroom of political debate !

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milk chocolate jesus. [30 Mar 2007|08:09am]
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6509127.stm

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fyi [25 Mar 2007|11:45pm]
South Carolina forces women to see ultrasound before abortion

There’s nothing like a little woman-punishing to get legislators all hot and bothered.

A bill approved in the South Carolina House this week would force women to see a fetal ultrasound before they have abortions.

After three hours of passionate debate, the House voted 91-23 to require women to sign a statement swearing they had seen an ultrasound image of their fetus before getting an abortion.

A half-dozen other states offer ultrasound images to abortion patients, legislative staffers said. But those states do not require abortion patients view them.

You know, because it’s ridiculous.

And if you had any doubt that this law was about punishing women, and somehow making them “face” their transgression, check this out:

Rep. Todd Rutherford, D-Richland, railed against Republicans for opposing his amendment to exempt victims of rape and incest from the required ultrasound viewing.

This logic goes to show that this isn’t about making sure women are informed—it’s about punishing them. So women who were raped shouldn’t have to have their noses rubbed in their pregnancies and be punished any further--that’s just for the “bad” women who wanted to have sex. Ugh.

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[22 Mar 2007|08:54am]
Piebald tonight!! it's good to be 16 again. woo!

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weird. [12 Mar 2007|11:02pm]
A black cat crossed my path tonight.

but i tossed some salt over my left shoulder, so i think it's ok.

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